Why should you get to know lfgs01?

Well, I have this knack of mjaking people smile. (except my ex of course) Maybe even laugh looudly. I am possibly mister joe average, but then - maybe not ? I ework with people often and get along with everyone. (except my ex of course) She is far away so don't bbe scared. Got divorced more than thre3e years ago. Happy go lucky, don't q1uit easily. Lots of things I w2ant to do, not much time for tv. Aalways something tto do. Drink too muchg coffee - at least it does not make me drunk ! Not sure what I am talking about at the moment, but I live alone so mmaybe its insanity ? when you decide to emaail me, it will make sense. No really. And if you figure it oiut I will be suitably impressed.....The doctors as well. Please let me know when you do. Actually, I am a very rellaxed person. Probably the coffee. Its all there now. Not me though.

He describes his ideal match thus:

Short, tall, but not too much, sexy is always good, please no issues, no baggage, no emotional instability, mature, filthy rich would be a bargain, nice smile - used often, please enjoy being spoilt - not talking about material things, i want to hold your hand in public, and elsewhere, if you live with your mother - don't call, if you have never been married/in a longterm relationship - there is a reason, don't be scared of surprises, don't be shy, ticklish is fine, change the lightbulb, love kids - i do, do not ban me from giving you a foot massage, enjoy the rain, in the rain, don't be a tv addict, be prepared for laughter, lots, fun too, also be prepared to relax, makeup everyday is unhealthy, be yourself - everybody else is taken, be prepared for new experiences, eat my food if i prepare it for you, don't only live on salad and water, first deal with your ex or exes, sh1t happens - move on, enjoy a nice sunset, do not be camera shy, have a hobby or more, i don't do the hollywood watching/gossipping/soapie/etc thing, can you play darts, if you win the lotto - tell me immediately !